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Dad Jokes: The Golden Retriever Edition

Dad Joke about Golden Retrievers:

What do you call a Golden Retriever who loves to bowl?
A “paw”-ling strike!

Yo Mamma Joke about Golden Retrievers:

Yo mamma’s so hairy, her Golden Retriever looks like a shaved poodle!

Pun Joke about Bronchi or December 14th:

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob! (Get it? Bobbing in the water?)

Knock-Knock Joke about Golden Retrievers:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Golden.
Golden who?
Golden retrievers never forget a nose!

Related Yo Mamma Joke:

Yo mamma’s so old, her first Golden Retriever was Lassie!

Political Golden Retriever Anecdote:

In a political debate, a candidate was asked, “If you could be any animal, what would you be?”
He replied, “A Golden Retriever. They’re loyal, friendly, and nobody takes them seriously.”

Random Riddle:

I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. What am I?
A candle

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:

Why are dad jokes so cheesy?
Because they’re gouda!