Dad Jokes: The Golden Retriever Edition
Dad Joke about Golden Retrievers:
What do you call a Golden Retriever who loves to bowl?
A “paw”-ling strike!
Yo Mamma Joke about Golden Retrievers:
Yo mamma’s so hairy, her Golden Retriever looks like a shaved poodle!
Pun Joke about Bronchi or December 14th:
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob! (Get it? Bobbing in the water?)
Knock-Knock Joke about Golden Retrievers:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Golden.
Golden who?
Golden retrievers never forget a nose!
Related Yo Mamma Joke:
Yo mamma’s so old, her first Golden Retriever was Lassie!
Political Golden Retriever Anecdote:
In a political debate, a candidate was asked, “If you could be any animal, what would you be?”
He replied, “A Golden Retriever. They’re loyal, friendly, and nobody takes them seriously.”
Random Riddle:
I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. What am I?
A candle
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so cheesy?
Because they’re gouda!