Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts!
Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up?
Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect
- Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites!
Artery or December 14th Pun
- What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street!
- Why is December 14th the best day to shop for fruit? Because it’s Pear-fect!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Book of Mormon.
- Book of Mormon who?
- Book of Mormon your time talking to me!
Politically Incorrect Dad Joke
- Why did the Relief Society president have to apologize? Because she called the stake president “a righteous dude!”
Funny Anecdote
In a political debate, a candidate trying to prove his faith in the Book of Mormon quoted the wrong verse, saying, “And it came to pass that the Nephites built a temple upon the hill Shelem, and they did slay the Lamanites with great fury.” The crowd erupted in laughter, prompting the candidate to sheepishly admit, “Well, I guess I’m a Book of Mormon scholar in training!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad, it’s actually good? A dad joke in disguise!
Expansive Summary
From cringe-worthy puns to side-splitting anecdotes, these dad jokes explore the intersection between LDS culture, political correctness, and the hilarious mishaps that can occur when laughter meets faith. Whether you find them painfully funny or downright embarrassing, these jokes will leave you entertained and provide a chuckle-filled break from the seriousness of life.