Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about…

Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond

Dad Joke about Poultry:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other fry-day!

Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke:

What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”?

“Basic.”

Lung/December 14th Pun:

What do lungs and December 14th have in common?

They’re both full of birds. (Lungs have lobes, and December 14th is National Bird Day)

Knock-Knock Joke about Poultry:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poultry.
Poultry who?
Poultrygeist, I’m coming to get you!

Cheugy Dad Joke:

What’s the cheugiest way to eat a chicken?

With a cheugy nugget.

Poultry in Politics Anecdote:

A politician was giving a speech at a poultry farm. He looked at the chickens and said, “I promise to make your lives better. I will give you more space, better food, and a shorter workday.”

The chickens were so excited that they jumped up and started clucking.

The politician looked at them and said, “I never knew chickens could be so political.”

Random Ridiculous Riddle:

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:

Why are dad jokes so bad?

Because they’re only funny to the dad who tells them.