Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good
Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum
- What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker.
- Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery.
Holiday Humor
- What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap.
- Why are priors so good at holiday cheer? Because they’re always surrounded by nuns and their carols.
Europa and December 16th
- What do you call a Europa that is always on time? A punctual moon.
- Why is December 16th a good day to take a break from work? Because it’s “Blow Off Some Steam” day.
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Prior.
- Prior who?
- Prior Roebuck, buck buck!
Political Puns
- Why did the prior join the political party? Because he wanted to have a say in the affairs of the state.
- What do you call a prior who campaigns for a female candidate? A nunnery-nominating prior.
Random Joke
- What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Dad Joke Meta Joke
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s almost good? A dad joke.