Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around
Howler Monkey Jokes
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Why did the howler monkey get a microphone?
- Because he wanted to make some noise!
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What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late?
- A slow-ler monkey!
Animal Puns
- What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble?
- A bass-ket case!
Umbilicus and December 16th Puns
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What do you call a baby with no belly button?
- A navel-less nightmare!
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Why are December 16th and a baby’s belly button the same?
- They’re both the “umbilical cord” day!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howler.
- Howler who?
- Howler my name is Bob!
Animal Puns Continued
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh!
Howler Monkey in Politics
A howler monkey decided to run for office. During his campaign speech, he yelled, “I promise to make our trees great again!”
Random Joke
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
* I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
* Because when you wake up and hear one, you have no choice but to groan!
Expansive Summary
From hilarious howler monkey jokes to witty animal puns, this article is guaranteed to make you chuckle. Whether it’s the comical tale of a politically ambitious howler or the groan-worthy play on words, these dad jokes will entertain and amuse readers of all ages.