Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers!
Science Dad Joke:
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Science-Hip Dad Joke:
What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist!
Lymph Node Pun:
What do you call a swollen lymph node? An “I can’t breathe” situation.
December 16th Pun:
Why is December 16th a perfect day for a party? Because it’s 16/12!
Science Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atom.
Atom who?
I’m not sure. I just stumbled into you.
Hip Dad Joke:
What do you call a hippopotamus with no hips? A fatasaurus!
Science in Politics Anecdote:
A politician was trying to explain the concept of photosynthesis to his constituents. He said, “Plants take in carbon dioxide and release oxygen, just like us. The only difference is, we need air to do it.”
Random Joke:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Riddle:
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
(Answer: A keyboard)
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are science dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re half-baked!