Soy Saucy Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Cringe and Laughter
Soy Sauce-y Situation
Why was the soy sauce walking around with a ruler?
Answer: To find the soy-lutions to its problems!
Groovy Soy
What do you call soy sauce that’s super cool?
Answer: Groovy-soy!
December the 16th
Why was December 16th so excited about soy sauce?
Answer: Because it wanted to be “soy-cial!”
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soy.
Soy who?
Soy sorry, I didn’t mean to keep you soy-ting!
Groovy Capillaries
What do you call a capillary with a great sense of style?
Answer: A funky-illary!
Soy in Politics
A politician was caught up in a scandal involving soy sauce.
They called it a “soy-lent green” moment!
Random Riddle
What has a bed but goes to sleep standing up?
Answer: A river
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why do dads love telling dad jokes?
Answer: Because they’re the “soy-lution” to boredom!