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Strip Club Quips
- What do you call a strip club in a hospital? An ICU!
- Why did the bouncer at the strip club get fired? Because he kept throwing out all the cool beans.
Gallbladder or December 17th Pun
- What do you call someone with no gall? A gallbladder!
- What’s another name for December 17th? Answer: The day after December 16th!
Strip Club Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pole.
- Pole who?
- Pole-itics!
Cool Beans-Related Dad Joke
- Why was the beanstalk so cool? Because it was in the shade!
Strip Club in Politics
A politician was accused of frequenting a strip club. When questioned, he replied, “Well, I only went there to watch the stripper’s removal.”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has a white head and a red body?
- Answer: A cherry!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who tells the worst jokes? A dad joke miner!
Expansive Summary
From strip club quips to gallbladder puns and political anecdotes, these dad jokes are guaranteed to evoke chuckles and groans. Whether you’re at a family dinner or just trying to lighten the mood, these jokes will bring a smile to the faces of all who hear them. So, if you’re looking for some clean and wholesome humor, look no further than these dad joke gems!