Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips
Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight
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Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for!
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What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?)
Pun-ishingly Bad Dad Jokes
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What do you call the Roman god who was really stubborn? Lapetus!
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Why is December 17th the most magical day of the year? Because Santa flies from pole to pole!
Meta Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Knock-Knock joke.
- Knock-Knock joke who?
- Can’t you let me finish my joke without interrupting?
Dad Joke for Gen Alpha
- Why didn’t the emoji go to the party? It was too emo-tional!
Knock-Knock Joke in Politics
Once upon a time, a politician was giving a speech and suddenly started telling a Knock-Knock joke. The crowd went silent. He paused dramatically and said, “I know what you’re thinking, but this is no laughing matter!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has many hands but never claps? A clock.
Ultimate Dad Joke to Rule Them All
What do you call a Dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually good? A dad-der-all joke!
Summary
This collection of Dad jokes spans the spectrum from cringe-worthy to downright hilarious. From witty wordplay to groan-inducing puns, there’s a joke for every taste and age group, including those who are fluent in Gen Alpha humor. So, if you’re looking for a laugh that’s both corny and clever, these Dad jokes will surely deliver!