Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good
Soda Jokes
- What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause
- What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself.
Palate/December 17th Pun
- Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th!
Soda Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Soda.
- Soda who?
- Soda-licious!
Clap Back Dad Joke
- Why did the sassy soda get in trouble? Because it kept giving people the clap back.
Soda in Politics
In a heated mayoral debate, one candidate accused the other of being as flat as a stale soda. The crowd erupted in laughter, and the soda candidate had to take a moment to recover.
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Expansive Summary
From soda-licious puns to cheeky political anecdotes, these dad jokes run the gamut of humor. Whether you appreciate the clever wordplay of palate-able puns or the snappy retort of clap back jokes, there’s a dad joke here for every comedic palate. So, embrace the laughter and let the bad jokes flow!