Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite
Train-ing for Life
Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm?
Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”!
Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains?
Kid: A grown-up!
Esophagus or December 18th?
What goes through the middle of Tuesday?
Answer: The letter “e”!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Train.
Train who?
Train a lot of jokes, but I don’t know if I’ll get a reaction!
Adulting
Dad: Why did the adult board the train with only one suitcase?
Kid: Because they had a carry-on job!
Political Puns
A politician was giving a speech on the importance of trains. In a moment of inspiration, he exclaimed, “My fellow Americans, we must rail against the forces that seek to divide us!”
Bonus Joke
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a joke?
Answer: A Jurassic pun!
Expansive Summary
Prepare to have a chuckle with these dad jokes that range from train-tastic to downright punny. From the dairy farm to the political arena, these jokes are guaranteed to “train” your funny bone. Just remember, these jokes might not be the “best” but they’re definitely the “wurst”!