Dad Jokes for Solo Polyamorists
Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes
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What’s the difference between a solo polyamorist and a narcissist? A narcissist loves themselves. A solo polyamorist loves all of themselves.
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Why did the solo polyamorist quit Lit? Because they wanted to explore the world of letters.
Esophagus/December 18th Pun
- What do you call a hole in the ground on December 18th? An eso-h-oh-no!
Knock-Knock Joke about Solo Polyamory
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Solo.
- Solo who?
- Solo polyamorist here to cuddle and have deep conversations.
Related Dad Joke about Lit
- Why did the book about solo polyamory get banned? Because it was considered “too spicy.”
Cute Anecdote about Solo Polyamory in Politics
In a political debate, a solo polyamorist candidate stood up and said, “I represent the people who love all sides of themselves. I’m not afraid to speak my mind or follow my heart.” The crowd erupted in applause, and the candidate’s opponent was left speechless.
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Summary
These dad jokes and anecdotes showcase the humor and relatability found in the solo polyamory community. They highlight the self-love, exploration, and connection that are central to this lifestyle. From puns to knock-knocks, these jokes provide a lighthearted way to embrace the unique perspective of solo polyamorists.