Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes!
Deimos Dad Jokes
- Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars!
- What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile!
December 18th Pun
- What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube!
Deimos Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Deimos.
- Deimos who?
- Deimos it too hot to handle!
Scoot Dad Joke
- Why couldn’t Scoot catch the bus? Because he was too busy Scoot-ing away!
Deimos in Politics
- Deimos decided to run for president. When asked for his platform, he said, “To Mars and beyond!”
Random Joke
- Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!
Riddle
- What has a bed but no head, feet but no legs, and speaks but has no tongue? A river.