Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Make Your Friends Groan
Get ready for a side-splitting fiesta of dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle or cringe (in a good way, of course).
MAGA Jokes
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Reader: What do you call a MAGA supporter who’s lost all their teeth?
Dad: A MAGA-denture! -
Reader: Why did the MAGA guy get a vibe check?
Dad: Because he was spreading bad Trumps.
Liver/December 19th Jokes
- Why did the liver get lost on December 19th?
Because it took the wrong route and ended up in a cul-de-sac.
Knock-Knock Joke
Reader: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Reader: MAGA.
Dad: MAGA who?
Reader: MAGA lot of noise, can you keep it down?
Vibe Check Joke
Reader: What do you call a MAGA guy with a bad vibe?
Dad: A MAGA-negative!
MAGA in Politics
A politician is giving a speech at a MAGA rally when he sneezes. The whole crowd erupts into applause. The politician asks why, and the crowd replies, “God bless you!”
“No, no,” the politician corrects them. “That’s my sneeze, not my policy!”
Random Joke
Why are elevator rides like marriages?
Because they start with “I do” and end with a “goodbye.”
Bonus Dad Joke
Reader: Why are these dad jokes so bad?
Dad: Because they’re all in groan zone!
Expansive Summary
From MAGA mirth to liver-licious puns and groan-worthy jokes, this collection of dad jokes is a testament to the timeless power of humor. Whether you’re a dedicated dad joke enthusiast or simply need a chuckle, these jokes will surely hit the funny bone and make you question your own sanity. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the dad joke extravaganza!