Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious
Skin-tastic Jokes
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Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse?
Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! -
What do you call a person with no skin?
Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’!
Spine-Chilling Puns
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What do you call the part of your spinal cord that connects your head to your body?
The highway to the neck-st! -
Why is December 20th the shortest day of the year?
Because it has the least spine (shortest spine)!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skin.
Skin who?
Skin-credible jokes coming your way!
Bussin’ Jokes
- Why did the bussin’ bus drive off the road?
Because it was so busy!
Political Skin-digs
- Why didn’t the politician wear sunscreen at the campaign rally?
Because he wanted to feel the burn!
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Snarky Summary
So, there you have it, folks: a motley crew of dad jokes that will make you groan, chuckle, and roll your eyes. From skin-tight puns to politically incorrect digs, this collection has something for every humor enthusiast. And if you’re not a fan of dad jokes, well, hey, at least you can say you’ve read a pretty skin-tastic article.