Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes
Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes!
- What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor!
- Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen!
Simp-ly Delightful Jokes
- What do you call a guy who always tries to impress girls by buying them food? A simp-a-licious treat!
- Why did the simp get lost in the grocery store? Because he was looking for the aisle that said “Easy A!”
Pun Intended: Deimos and December 20th
- Why did Deimos quit his job at the grocery store? Because he kept getting asked to “Mars” this and that!
- What do you call a holiday that’s halfway between Christmas and New Year’s? De-cember 20th!
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wonton.
Wonton who?
Wonton me a soup spoon, please!
Simp-athy for the Simp
- Why did the simp donate to a homeless shelter? Because he heard they needed “spare” change!
- What do you call a simp who wears a chastity belt? A simp-ly chaste dude!
Anecdote: Chinese Food in Politics
“I once saw a politician give a speech about the importance of foreign aid. He said, ‘We need to help these people, because they’re literally starving.’ Then he looked at his plate of Kung Pao chicken and said, ‘This is what I’m talking about!'”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What did the tree wear to the prom? Barking clothes!
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Expansive Summary
From Chinese food delights to simp-ly hilarious puns, this collection of dad jokes is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re dining on wontons or pondering the celestial mysteries of Deimos, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor…or at least chuckling in the soup aisle. So, next time life throws you a lemon, grab some soy sauce and enjoy the “pun”-tastic side of the world!