Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Side-Splittingly Funny
Alim Jokes
- Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other schol-side.
- What do you call an Alim who’s always getting into trouble? A Brat-lim.
Pun on Adenoids
- What’s the difference between an Adenoid and December 20th? About 11 months.
Knock-Knock Joke on Alim
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alim.
Alim who?
Alim-inate the competition!
Brat Joke
- Why did the Brat cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Alim in Politics
The Alim was running for office, and he was asked, “What’s your stance on the economy?”
He replied, “Well, I’m pro-knowledge and anti-ignorance.”
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a duck and a goose? Ans: One has a bill and the other has a honk.
Dad Joke on These Dad Jokes
- Why did these Dad Jokes get arrested? For being un-bear-ably bad!