Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad
Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes!
Orangutan-cy
Why did the orangutan cross the road?
* To get to the other jungle gym!
Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar:
* Bartender: “Why the long face?”
* Bummer: “I lost my orang-utan hat!”
Celestial Puns
Venus is called the morning star because it’s the first one that turns up when the sun goes down!
On December 21st, the days are shorter because the nights are longer to accommodate Santa’s sleigh!
Knock-Knock on Orangutan’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A-peel.
- A-peel who?
- Don’t monkey around, open the door!
Bummer’s Bad Luck
Bummer, the orangutan candidate, lost the election:
* Because he was always hanging upside down and couldn’t get his act together!
Political Antics
An orangutan ran for office in the animal kingdom:
* His campaign slogan: “Elect me, and you’ll go bananas!”
Random Ridiculousness
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
* Because he was outstanding in his field!