Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle)
Fantasist Jokes
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What do you call a fantasist with no imagination?
- A bummer
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Why did the fantasist cross the road?
- To get to the gnarliest side
Gnarly Dad Jokes
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What’s brown and gnarly?
- A stick in a blender
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Why was the surfer so gnarly?
- Because he had a wicked wavebreaker
Punny Jokes
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Why did the bronchioles get arrested?
- For passing gas
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What do you call December 22nd?
- The shortest day of the week
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gnarly.
- Gnarly who?
- Gnarly down and let me in!
Gnarly Jokes
- What do you call a gnarly tree that’s always in a good mood?
- A happy-go-gnarly tree
Political Anecdote
A politician once said, “I’m a fantasist. I dream big dreams, and I always achieve them.”
The crowd cheered.
When he was asked what his dreams were, he replied, “I dream of being President of the United States, but I’m going to keep that a fantasy.”
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Synthesized Summary
This article presents a collection of dad jokes and puns that may elicit groans or giggles. The jokes cover various topics, including fantasists, gnarly things, and holiday themes. The common thread throughout is the humorous and often silly nature of these jokes. Whether you find them groan-worthy or laugh-inducing, these dad jokes are sure to bring a bit of levity to your day.