Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Classic
If you’re ready for a pork-filled feast of laughter, buckle up, son! Here are some dad jokes that will make you squeal with delight (or maybe groan).
Pork Jokes
- Why was the piglet so embarrassed? Because he was caught in a porky lie!
- What do you call a rich pig? Porky McBusiness!
Bogus Pork Joke
- Why was the bogus pig so upset? Because he couldn’t find his ham!
Oil Gland/December 23rd Pun
- Why did the oil gland get so excited on December 23rd? Because it was the night before “Crisco Eve”!
Pork Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pork.
- Pork who?
- Pork you do with your life is your own business!
Bogus-Related Dad Joke
- Why was the bogus hog so angry? Because he got his bacon stolen!
Pork in Politics
Did you hear about the pig who ran for office? He promised to “bring home the bacon”!
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a dog with no legs? Ground beef!
This handpicked collection of dad jokes will surely fill your life with laughter and possibly a few sighs. So, whether you’re a pork lover or just appreciate a good groan-worthy joke, this article has something for you. Enjoy!