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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition

Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers

Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road?
* To get to the other “paw” side!

OK Boomer Version:
Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”?
* Because it was “too short” to understand!

Punderful Puns

Titania:
Why did Titania get lost in the forest?
* Because she couldn’t “see” the woods for the trees!

December 23rd:
What do you call December 23rd?
* The “thirteen”th day before Christmas!

Knock, Knock

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Miniature Pinscher!
Miniature Pinscher who?
Your “small” jokes are tail-ing me too short!

OK Boomer, Again

Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer” to the tree?
* Because it was “branching” out on its own!

Political Paws-tern

In a political debate, the Miniature Pinscher candidate stood up and exclaimed:
“I’m here to ‘bark’ for change!”

Bonus Joke and Riddle

Joke:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
* Ground beef!

Riddle:
I am always hungry, the more you feed me the more I grow, but when I’m thirsty, I get smaller. What am I?
Answer: Fire