Dad Jokes Galore: A Tuna-rrific Treat!
Tuna-Salad Shenanigans
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Q: Why did the tuna salad get lost?
A: Because it didn’t know its mayo-titude! -
Q: What do you call Gen Alpha who loves tuna salad?
A: The next tuna-tion!
Pun-derful Puns
- Eustachian pun: My ears are popping…must be my Eustachian tunes!
- October 24th pun: I’m so excited about tomorrow! It’s going to be a smashing Halloween!
Knock-Knock Knock-offs
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna-salad you make a joke, because I’m starving!
Gen-Alpha Gold
- Q: Why is Gen Alpha so fond of tuna salad?
A: Because they’re raised on the reel deal!
Political Palate
In an election debate, a candidate exclaimed, “My policies are as solid as tuna salad!” To which his opponent retorted, “That’s because they’re both full of mayonnaise!”
Random Riddles and Jokes
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the bottom of its clucking problem!
Dad-Joke Dad-Joke
- Q: What do you call a dad joke about tuna salad?
A: A tuna-tastic pun-orama!