Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes
Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes!
Spleen-tastic Jokes
- What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells!
- Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes!
Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans
- What do you call a gallbladder with a Christmas spirit? A gallstone with a jolly belly!
- What do you get when you cross December 25th with a grumpy gallbladder? A bah humbug!
Spleen Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spleen.
- Spleen who?
- You’re not spleen-ing very well!
Ohio-Themed Spleen
- What’s the difference between a spleen in Ohio and a spleen in California? The one in Ohio has no Buckeyes!
Political Spleen-der
Did you hear about the politician who got elected on a pro-spleen platform? He promised to make the spleen a national treasure, but all he did was give it a lot of lip service.
Random Joke to Seal the Deal
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Conclusion: A Dad Joke Extravaganza
Get ready to unleash a storm of laughter as you delve into this hilarious compilation of spleen-related jokes, gallbladder puns, Christmas quips, knock-knock jokes, and a dash of political absurdity. Brace yourself for an electrifying experience that will tickle your funny bone and leave you with a satisfied grin.