Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Tell me a Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic
What do you call a non-alcoholic party?
A dry run!
Add another Dad Joke about Non-alcoholic related to Gyat
Why did Gyat get banned from the AA meeting?
Because he kept bragging about being “sober as a judge!”
Add a pun joke about either Earth or December 25th
What did December 25th say to Earth?
You really earth the cake!
Perhaps, add a Knock-Knock joke about Non-alcoholic
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, I’m sober already!
Include a related Dad Joke about Gyat
What did Gyat say when he won the “Soberest Person of the Year” award?
“I’m just a low-key drunk!”
Be cute with a funny anecdote about Non-alcoholic in politics
A politician in recovery was giving a speech to a group of constituents. As he was wrapping up, he said, “And remember, my friends, if you ever find yourself in a drinking situation, just do what I do!”
The crowd cheered and waited expectantly.
The politician paused and said, “Run!”
Get funny, be snarky, just have fun with it!
Why did the non-alcoholic beer cross the road?
To get to the other dry side!
Add a random joke or riddle of your choosing, anything you like — I trust you, because you have a great sense of humor.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Dad Joke about these dad jokes
Why did the dad jokes get into a fight?
Because they couldn’t pun-derstand each other!
Expansive Summary
From sober puns to hilarious knock-knock jokes, this collection of dad jokes will leave you laughing and groaning all at once. Whether you’re dealing with non-alcoholic parties or the sobriety of Gyat, these jokes will provide a comical escape. And remember, if you find yourself in a dad joke situation, just run! But before you go, enjoy the bonus riddle and dad joke on dad jokes themselves.