Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle
Dad Jokes about Cardinals
- What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out.
- Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties.
Pun Joke
- What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle!
- What do you call December 26th? The day after Boxing Day.
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Cardinal.
- Cardinal who?
- Cardinal direction, I’m lost!
Dad Joke about Dip Out
- Why was the salsa sad? Because it was dipping out on its chips.
Funny Political Anecdote
Cardinal Wolsey, an English statesman, was known for his lavish lifestyle. One day, King Henry VIII visited Wolsey’s palace and was amazed by its grandeur. “My Lord Cardinal,” said the king, “you are living like a pope!”
“Yes, Your Majesty,” replied Wolsey. “But remember, I am only the cardinal pope!”
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.