Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (Or Not)
What’s the Forecast for Dad Jokes?
- “What kind of storms brew the best jokes? Thunderstorms!”
- In the city, the weatherman said there was a 100% chance of dad jokes. He wasn’t cloud-kidding!
Tube-rrific Puns
- How do you clear blocked Eustachian tubes? With de-congestant jokes!
- December 26th should be called “Boxing Day” because it’s the day after Christmas when everyone’s boxed in at home with their presents!
Knock, Knock!
- Knock, Knock.
- Who’s there?
- Weatherman.
- Weatherman who?
- Weatherman you’re gonna have a foggy day today!
Urban Dad Jokes
- In New York City, the weather is always “skyscraper weather” because you can always see the Empire State Building!
- In Los Angeles, the weather is “Hollywood-ing” because it’s always sunny and bright!
Political Weather Jokes
“Why did the politician get caught in a rainstorm? Because he was caught raining on his opponent’s parade!”
The Dad Joke-ing of It All
- What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes about weather? A “weather wisecracker!”
- Why did the dad get lost in the rain? Because he was following the “rain-bow!”
A Joke Just for Fun
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh!