Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes
Sunday School Shenanigans
- What do you call a Sunday School teacher who talks too much? A psalm reader.
- What do you call a Sunday School teacher who’s always cold? A chill-dren of God.
Punny Business
- What do you call it when your Eustachian tubes get clogged? A tube-al-ache.
- Why did the December 27th get arrested? Because it was boxing away!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sunday School teacher.
- Sunday School teacher who?
- Sunday School teacher, anyone the bell?
Chillin’ and Grillin’
- What do you call a Sunday School teacher who loves the cold? A chill-dren of God.
A Political Puzzle
A Sunday School teacher decided to run for office. During a debate, his opponent asked, “What are your qualifications for this position?” The teacher replied, “Well, I’ve taught hundreds of kids to be good and behave themselves.” His opponent laughed and said, “That’s not a qualification, that’s a punishment!”
A Random Riddle
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
… A coin
The Dad Joke’s Big Finale
- What do you call these terrible dad jokes? A dad joke-ular-apocalypse!
Summary
From the Sunday School teacher with a knack for puns to the chill-loving chill-dren of God, these dad jokes will have you groaning and laughing in equal measure. Whether it’s a punny quip or a knock-knock joke, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So, embrace the dad joke spirit and share these gems with your friends and family. Just be prepared for some eye rolls and hearty chuckles!