Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Groan
Galatea Jokes
- Why did Galatea always get lost? Because she didn’t have any maps!
- What do you call a Galatea who loves to surf? A tubular statue!
Oberon/October 25th Joke
- What do you call Oberon on October 25th? A Halloween fairy!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Galatea.
- Galatea who?
- I’m “galateated” to see you!
Tubular Dad Joke
- What do you call a Galatea made of metal? A tubular masterpiece!
Political Anecdote
Once, a politician was giving a speech and said, “We need to support the arts, like sculpture!” A voice in the crowd shouted, “But I thought you wanted to cut funding?” The politician replied, “Well, I’ve never been one to turn my back on a pretty Galatea.”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Dad Joke About These Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all about statues and structures!