Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition
Pluto: The Planet That’s Not Quite a Planet
Not So Good:
What do you call a planet that’s always getting picked on?
Pluto (Planet punched-o)!
Really Funny:
Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system?
Because it wasn’t planet-ary enough!
Pluto and Turnt
Turnt-Related:
What do you call Pluto when it’s getting wild?
Turnt-o!
Ear and October 25th Puns
Ear:
What do you call an ear that’s always cold?
Frigid-ear!
October 25th:
What do you say to someone on October 25th?
Happy Ear-l-y Halloween!
Knock-Knock Joke: Pluto Edition
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pluto!
Pluto who?
Pluto to stay on the down-low, or I’ll punch you!
Turnt-Related Dad Joke
Turnt Related:
What do you call a turnt person who’s lost their way?
Dis-turnt-o!
Pluto’s Political Misadventures
Pluto once ran for president of the solar system. His campaign slogan? “Make the Solar System Planet-ary Again!”
Random Joke
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Dad Joke:
What do you call a joke that only a dad would find funny?
A dad joke!