Prepare Yourself for the Groan Zone: A Symphony of Hilarious and Not-So-Hilarious Dad Jokes
Misophonia Misdemeanors
- Misophonia: What does a person with Misophonia call a noisy neighbor? A sound offender!
- Chill: What do you call a Misophonia sufferer who’s also a superhero? Captain Earplugs!
Umbrella-ing with Umbrellas
- What’s the difference between October 19th and an Umbriel umbrella? One’s an “Ochh”-tober and the other’s an “Ochh”-brella!
Knocking on Noise Noise
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Misophonia.
- Misophonia who?
- Misophonia stop making those terrible noises!
Chillin’ with Dad Jokes
- Chill: What do you call a politician with Misophonia? Speaker No-Sound!
Anecdotal Antics
A politician with Misophonia was giving a speech at a rally. Halfway through, a baby started crying loudly in the audience. The politician paused and said, “Excuse me, but that child’s crying is really distracting me. Could someone please remove the little sound machine?”
Random Ridiculousness
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about this Post
What do you call a post filled with Misophonia jokes? A sound-off!