Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groovy
History’s Dad Jokes
Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids?
Because they wanted to cool off in the shade!
What do you call a Roman soldier with a cold?
A congested legionnaire!
Groovy Dad Joke
Why did the hippies lose their jobs?
Because they kept getting busted!
Tethys and October 19th Pun
Tethys was the first mermaid.
So, you could say she was the ocean’s first lady!
Knock-Knock Joke on History
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
History.
History who?
What are you trying to hide?
Groovy Dad Joke
Why was the hippie’s car always so dirty?
Because he couldn’t find a car wash!
Funny History Anecdote
A politician once said, “I’d rather be a nobody than somebody who can’t be themselves.”
The opposition replied, “Well, you’re well on your way to becoming a nobody!”
Random Joke
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
What do you call these dad jokes?
The dadliest of the dad jokes!