French Fries: A Dad Joke Bonanza
French Fry and French Kiss
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Why did the French fry get arrested? Because he was caught with ketchup handed!
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What do you call a French fry that’s always getting into trouble? A fry-slaw.
Scootaloo and French Fries
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Why did Scootaloo only eat one French fry? Because she couldn’t handle the “wingding”!
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What do you call Scootaloo when she’s munching on French fries? A fry-cycle!
Callisto and October 26th Puns
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What do you call Jupiter’s moon Callisto when it’s freezing? A chilly-sto!
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What kind of holiday is October 26th? A “boo-tiful” day!
Knock-Knock Joke: French Fries Edition
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- French fry.
- French fry who?
- Can you ketchup with me, please?
Scoot-erific French Fry Dad Joke
- Why did Scoot refuse to eat French fries with her friends? Because she didn’t want to get her “scooter” stuck in the grease!
Political Potato Wedge
One day, a politician was giving a speech about the importance of agriculture. He held up a potato wedge and said, “This humble vegetable is the backbone of our economy.”
A voice from the audience shouted, “That’s a french fry!”
The politician replied, “Well, that just goes to show you how versatile our agricultural industry is!”
Random Bonus Joke
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Expansive Summary
French fries, also known as fries or chips, have inspired an abundance of not-so-great and truly hilarious dad jokes. From puns about Jupiter’s moon Callisto to knock-knock jokes about ketchup, these jokes are sure to entertain the whole family. Remember, the secret to a good dad joke is in the delivery, so have fun with it and don’t be afraid to add your own cheesy flair!