Prepare Your Abs for a Track-tastic Ride of Bad Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes on the Rails
“Why did the train engineer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the locomotives!”
“What do you call a hip Gen-Zer who rides the rails? A Z-train!”
Pun-tastic Saturnalia and October 26th
“What planet is afraid of Halloween? Saturn, because it has too many rings!”
“Why is October 26th a spooky date? Because it has 10/26, which sounds like a bone-rattling scream!”
Knock-Knock Express
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Train.
Train who?
Choo-choo-choose this joke!
Gen-Zen-dered Jokes
“Why did Gen-Zers start a train strike? Because they wanted to TikTok from every platform!”
Political Punchlines
In a meeting about high-speed rail, a politician insists, “We need to go full steam ahead!”
Another politician replies, “Sorry, but you’re on the wrong track. This isn’t a steam locomotive, it’s electric!”
Mystery Riddle
What has a face but no eyes, is made of metal, and can carry hundreds of people?
Answer: A train
Bonus Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
“What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes on the train? A track-torian of bad puns!”