Dad Jokes for the Adventurous and Not-So-Funny
Mountaineering Dad Jokes:
- Why did the mountaineer climb the mountain? Because it was there!
- What do you call a mountaineer who can’t find their way down? Lost!
- My dad told me mountaineering is all uphill. I thought he was trying to give me a leg up in life.
Mountaineering Glow-up Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a mountaineer with a sudden burst of beauty? A glow-in-the-dark climber!
- I heard about a mountaineer who got so excited on their summit that they started glowing. They must have been radiate-ing with joy!
Puns for the Octoberly Inclined:
- What do you call an umbilical cord that’s really, really long? A cord-o-long!
- What do you call the day after October 26th? Two’s-day!
Knock-Knock Mountaineering:
- Knock-knock!
- Who’s there?
- Summit!
- Summit who?
- Summit one more mountain today!
Glow-up Dad Jokes, Part Deux:
- What do you call a mountaineer who’s glowing on the inside but not on the outside? A beacon of hope!
- I asked my dad if he could climb Mount Everest with me. He said, “Everest I try, but I might not make it.”
Political Mountaineering Anecdote:
- A politician was asked if he would climb a mountain for his constituents. He replied, “I’ll climb Everest if you vote for me.” However, when he won, he said, “I’ll Everest I can do it.”
Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes:
- Why did the dad write a book of dad jokes? Because he had a ton of material!
- What do you call a dad joke that’s really, really bad? A groan-er!
Random Riddle:
- I have a bed, but I don’t sleep. I have a mouth, but I don’t eat. What am I? A river.