Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good
Peacekeeper Puns
* Why did Peacekeeper get arrested?
For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone.
- What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal?
A peace cow.
Oily Puns
* What do you call an oil gland that’s always getting into trouble?
A greaseball.
- Why did the October 28th party go so smoothly?
Because it was “oil” good time.
Knock-Knock Joke
* Knock, knock.
* Who’s there?
* Peacekeeper.
* Peacekeeper who?
* Peace, I’m trying to negotiate with you.
Animal Puns
* What do you call a peacekeeper who’s always in a good mood?
A happy hippo.
- Why did the peacekeeper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the conflict.
Peacekeeper in Politics
Once, Peacekeeper ran for office, but he lost because he promised to “make the world a better place.” Unfortunately, people didn’t believe he could “peace” it together.
Random Joke
* What’s the difference between a joke and a riddle?
One makes you laugh, and the other makes you think.
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re like Peacekeeper’s puns – they can’t help but make us groan.
Summary
This article collected various Peacekeeper-themed dad jokes, animal puns, oil puns, knock-knock jokes, political anecdotes, and riddles, demonstrating the limitless potential of bad jokes and puns to entertain and amuse even the most discerning audience.