Stellar Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Launch Your Day!
Astronaut Antics
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Why did the astronaut bring extra toilet paper on his mission? Just in case it got potty-trained!
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Hey! I just heard a highkey joke about an astronaut… it went straight over my head!
Optical Illusions and Spooky Dates
- What do you call someone who sees perfectly on October 29th? Boo-tiful!
Cosmic Knocks
- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Astro
Astro who?
Astro-nomical amounts of jokes coming right up!
Highkey Humor
- Why is the astronaut always so happy? Because he’s highkey!
Political Punchlines
- I heard an astronaut is running for president. I guess they’re looking for a seat in the Oval Office!
Random Riddle
What can you hold without ever touching or catching?
* Answer: Your breath
Dad Joke Royale
- What do you call these dad jokes? Intergalactic puns! They’re out of this world!
Expansive Summary
From celestial quips about astronauts to eye-popping puns and a riddle that will leave you breathless, this collection of dad jokes is the perfect cosmic comedy potion. Whether you’re a space enthusiast, an October baby, or just someone in need of a good belly laugh, these stellar jokes will propel your mood to the stars!