Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making Everyone Cringe

Hip Hop Dad Jokes:

• Why did the rapper take a nap? To catch some Zs before his album release.
• What do you call a rapper who can’t stop tripping? A stumble rap.

“Tubular” Hip Hop Dad Jokes:

• What do you call a breakdancer with a radical style? An extreme tubular boogie.
• Why did the rapper use a plunger? To unclog his rhyme flow.

Jupiter and October 29th Pun Jokes:

• What do you call a very large planet with a red spot? Jupiter’s zit!
• What’s the date when monsters celebrate getting a treat? Spooktober 29th!

Hip Hop Knock-Knock Jokes:

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hip. Hip who? Hip to be square.

“Tubular” Dad Jokes, Again:

• What do you call a surfer who’s always tubular? A righteous wave warrior.
• Why did the surfer need a ruler? To measure his gnarly waves.

Hip Hop in Politics:

Remember that time when a rapper ran for president… and nearly won? All I can say is “We got next.”

Random Joke or Riddle:

Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it had too many problems!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:

What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s good? A dad joke.