Prepare Yourselves for the Pun-ishingly Hilarious Shepherd Dad Jokes
A Shepherd of Laughs
What do you call a shepherd who’s always losing their sheep? “A baaaaaad shepherd!”
Gnarly Humor
Why did the gnarly Shepherd get lost? Because he kept going in the “baaaa-d” direction!
Punny Punchlines
What do you call a Shepherd who has asthma? A Bronchi-Shepherd!
Or, for those born on October 30th: When is a Shepherd not a Shepherd? When it’s a “lamb-o-ween” costume!
A Knockin’ Good One
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shepherd.
Shepherd who?
Shepherd I have to talk to my lawyer about these terrible jokes!
Gnarly’s Got Jokes Too
What do you call a gnarly Shepherd who’s always falling asleep? A “baaaaaa-hooo-ta”!
Shepherd in the Political Arena
A Shepherd was running for office.
Politician: “Why should we vote for you?”
Shepherd: “Because I’m the ‘baaaa-est’ candidate!”
Random Ridiculousness
What has many keys but can’t open a single door?
Answer: A piano!
Expansive Summary
From Shepherd jokes that are woefully bad to those that are hilariously “baaaa-d,” this article provided a merry band of puns, knock-knocks, and anecdotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a Shepherd or simply appreciate a hearty chuckle, these jokes will leave you “lamb-ent” with laughter.