Dad Jokes: A Halal-oween Special
Have you heard about the Halal meat company that opened up next to a cemetery? They’re calling it “meat your maker.”
What do you call a redneck joke about Halal meat? A “ribeye-ous” experience!
Puns
Why are our nerves so brave? Because they never get cold feet!
What do you call a Halloween party at the graveyard? A “bone-anza!”
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Halal.
Halal who?
Halal-ujah, thank you very much.
Redneck Joke
Why did the redneck eat Halal meat? Because he didn’t want to raise hogs!
Politics
Halal meat has become a hot topic in politics. One politician even claimed that it was “the most important issue facing America today.” When asked why, he replied, “Because if we don’t eat Halal meat, we’re gonna go to Halal!”
Riddle
What has a lot of keys but only one lock?
Answer: A piano.
Bonus Dad Joke
What do you call a dad joke about dad jokes?
Answer: A “dad-ception.”