Pun-ishing Dad Jokes: The Goat, the Gravel, and the Great Crime Capers
Crime-Time Shenanigans
- What do you call a criminal who steals from a bank? A loan shark.
GOAT Gone Wild
- Why did the goat get arrested? Because it was the baaaaaaaadest dude in town!
Navel and October 31st Puns
- What do you call a belly button with a witch’s hat? A Navel on Halloween!
Knock-Knock Surprise
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crime.
Crime who?
Crime and punishment, welcome to the slammer!
GOAT-ly Dad Jokes
- What do you call a goat that can solve crimes? A baa-d detective.
Crime in Politics
A politician walks into a police station and says, “I’d like to report a robbery.”
The officer replies, “What seems to be the problem?”
The politician says, “Well, I campaigned on a promise to lower crime, and now I’ve been caught!”
Random Joke Bonanza
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Jokes about These Dad Jokes
- Why are these crime-related dad jokes so bad? Because they’re a real pain in the handcuffs!
Expansive Summary
This article is a play on words and wit that pokes fun at crime and other unrelated topics. From goat-related capers to political shenanigans, no stone is left un-punned. Whether you’re a criminal mastermind or just looking for a groan-worthy laugh, these dad jokes will leave you in (arresting) stitches.