Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobia Edition
Dad Joke about Agoraphobia
What do you call a person with agoraphobia who lives in a small town?
* An afraid-of-the-square (afraid of the square footage)
Another Agoraphobia Dad Joke (Salty Edition)
Why did the agoraphobic become a sailor?
* To find his sea legs and overcome his salty fears
Titania or October 31st Pun Joke
What do you call the wife of the king of the fairies on Halloween?
* Titania’s Night Out
Agoraphobia Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Agoraphobia.
Agoraphobia who?
Agoraphobia wide open spaces, that’s why I’m knocking gently.
Salty Dad Joke
Why did the salty agoraphobe get arrested?
* For brine burgling (breaking and entering)
Agoraphobia in Politics
A politician with agoraphobia was giving a speech at a rally. He looked out at the huge crowd and his heart started to race. In a panic, he turned to his aide and whispered, “I don’t think I can do this. I feel like I’m trapped.”
To which his aide replied, “Well, you should, you’re standing in a phone booth.”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has no voice but can talk, has no legs but can walk, and has no lungs but can breathe?
* An echo
Dad Joke about the Dad Jokes
Why did the dad get lost in the woods?
* Because he was telling dad jokes and kept taking wrong turns