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Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobia Edition

Dad Joke about Agoraphobia

What do you call a person with agoraphobia who lives in a small town?
* An afraid-of-the-square (afraid of the square footage)

Another Agoraphobia Dad Joke (Salty Edition)

Why did the agoraphobic become a sailor?
* To find his sea legs and overcome his salty fears

Titania or October 31st Pun Joke

What do you call the wife of the king of the fairies on Halloween?
* Titania’s Night Out

Agoraphobia Knock-Knock Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Agoraphobia.
Agoraphobia who?
Agoraphobia wide open spaces, that’s why I’m knocking gently.

Salty Dad Joke

Why did the salty agoraphobe get arrested?
* For brine burgling (breaking and entering)

Agoraphobia in Politics

A politician with agoraphobia was giving a speech at a rally. He looked out at the huge crowd and his heart started to race. In a panic, he turned to his aide and whispered, “I don’t think I can do this. I feel like I’m trapped.”
To which his aide replied, “Well, you should, you’re standing in a phone booth.”

Random Joke/Riddle

What has no voice but can talk, has no legs but can walk, and has no lungs but can breathe?
* An echo

Dad Joke about the Dad Jokes

Why did the dad get lost in the woods?
* Because he was telling dad jokes and kept taking wrong turns