Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL)
Diplomat Dad Jokes
- What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large!
- Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations!
Phobos or October 31st Pun
- Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he was scared of being “booed” at!
Knock-Knock Joke About Diplomat
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Diplomat.
- Diplomat who?
- Diplomat your free time to try this joke!
Simp Dad Joke
- What do you call a simp who’s obsessed with diplomats? A hopeless romantic… with a passport!
Diplomat in Politics Anecdote
A diplomat was asked if he had ever made a diplomatic gaffe. “Not once,” he replied. “I’ll never admit to it.”
Random Joke or Riddle
- What’s the difference between an apple and an orange? The letter “p”!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re always the same old punchline!
Expansive Summary
From diplomatic blunders to political anecdotes, this collection of dad jokes will tickle your funny bone and leave you wondering if you’re laughing or groaning. Brace yourself for witty puns, cringe-worthy knock-knock jokes, and the eternal debate on whether diplomats are simps or hopeless romantics. Whether you love them or hate them, these dad jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile (or an eye-roll) to your face.