Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning!
Holiday Shenanigans
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
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Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard!
Hair-Raising Puns
- Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting!
November 1st Antics
- Why is November 1st the scariest day of the year? Because it’s Fall-ween (Halloween)!
Knock-Knock on Holiday’s Door
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Ho ho.
- Ho ho who?
- Your Santa impression is pretty ho ho!
More Dummy Hard Dad Jokes
- Why did the turkey join a band? To play the drumsticks!
Political Punchlines
- What do you call a politician with no spine? A puppet!
Random Riddles and Jokes
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What has a tail and a head but no body? A coin.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
The Grand Synthesizer
From hilarious holiday puns to clever political quips, this collection of dad jokes covers the festive season with a light-hearted touch. Get ready for a chuckle or two as you navigate the holidays with these groaning gems!
Bonus Dad Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!