Let’s Get Our Dad Jokes On!
Prepare your stomach for these not-so-stellar dad jokes, but don’t worry, some gems await you too.
Lemur Laughs
Why did the lemur get lost in the grocery store?
Because he couldn’t find the “lemur aisle.”
What do you call a lemur who’s always cold?
A chill-mur.
Bony Puns and November Nonsense
Why did the skeleton dance alone?
Because he didn’t have any bones!
What day of the year has a lot of people lying around?
November 3rd (NAP-vember 3rd).
Knock, Knock, Who’s There?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemur.
Lemur who?
*Lemur see you later, I’m heading to the zoo!
Chillin’ with Dad Jokes
What do you call a lemur who’s always in a bad mood?
A chill-mur.
Lemur in Politics
A lemur recently ran for office, but his campaign slogan was a bit of a flop: “I’m a lemur to serve!”
The Grand Finale
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you groan?
A dad joke.
That’s all, folks! Brace yourself for more groan-inducing dad jokes, because you know, they’re so bad, they’re good!