Dad Jokes that Go from Meh to LOL
Volunteer
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Why did the volunteer get arrested? Because they were caught working unpaid!
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What do you call a volunteer who always sets their goals high? A goal digger!
Neptune/November
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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Why couldn’t Neptune vote? Because he was always at sea!
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Volunteer.
- Volunteer who?
- I’m busy, I don’t have time for all these volunteer requests!
Goals
- What do you call a lazy person’s goal? A dream!
Political Anecdote
- A volunteer was asked to help at a political fundraiser. When they arrived, they saw a sign on the door: “Volunteers Welcome!” They turned around and left, saying, “I don’t want to be welcome, I want to be paid!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Expansive Summary
These dad jokes range from the eye-rollingly awful to the side-splittingly hilarious. They poke fun at the nature of volunteer work, the importance of setting goals, and other random topics. While some may leave you groaning, others will have you clutching your sides from laughter. So next time you need a chuckle, reach for one of these dad jokes and get ready to em-brace the puns!