Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and Absolutely Horrible
#HornyWomenDadJokes Alert
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Q: What do you call a woman with a lot of horns?
A: A horny cow! -
Q: What do you call a horny woman who’s also super woke?
A: A woke-horned feminist!
Punny Dad Jokes
- Q: What’s another name for 5th of November?
A: Nipple Day! (Get it? 5-11!)
Knock-Knock Dad Jokes
- Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Horny.
A: Horny who?
Q: Your pants are looking very comfy!
Woke Dad Jokes
- Q: Why are woke people so horny?
A: Because they’re always looking for something to be outraged about!
Political Dad Joke Anecdote
In Congress, a notoriously horny woman politician was constantly being hit on by her male colleagues. One day, she had enough. “I’m sorry, gentlemen,” she announced, “but I’m not interested in any of you. I’m a woman of principle.”
To which one male politician replied, “Well, principles can be bent.”
Random Joke
- Q: What did the guy with no arms and no legs say when he fell into a pool?
A: Help! I’m drowning!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Q: What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s almost good?
A: A dad joke!