Dad Jokes: The Shih Tzu Show
Shih Tzu Jokes
- Why did the Shih Tzu get lost in the park? Because it was too short to see over the grass!
- What do you call a Shih Tzu that’s always cold? A Chill Shih Tzu!
Hyperion/October 20th Pun
- What do Hyperion and October 20th have in common? They’re both long like the Nile River!
Shih Tzu Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Shih Tzu.
- Shih Tzu who?
- Shih Tzu chilling in the shade!
Chill Out Dad Joke
- What do you call a Shih Tzu that’s too cold? A “Mr. Freeze” Shih Tzu!
Anecdote
In the world of politics, a Shih Tzu once ran for mayor. When asked about its platform, it said, “I promise to bark up a storm and paw-licy change!”
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Expansive Summary
Get ready for some paw-some Shih Tzu dad jokes and a dash of puns on the side. From the lost Shih Tzu to the chilled one, these jokes will leave you howling. Even the Shih Tzu in politics has its say, promising to lead with a paw-licy agenda. And don’t forget the random jokes that keep the laughter rolling. So, grab a warm Shih Tzu and enjoy these bone-dry dad jokes that will make you go, “Woof woof!”