Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Tummy Ache and Your Brain Hurt
Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking
“Why was the public speaker so nervous?”
“Because he had Glossophobia, and he was afraid of making a spectacle of himself!”
“What do you call a public speaker with a big ego?”
“Glossophobia deluxe!”
Pun Time
“Why was October 20th so cold?”
“Because it was Enceladus!”
Knock-Knock
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Glossophobia.”
“Glossophobia who?”
“Glossophobia, please, I’m freezing! Let me in!”
Bodacious Bodacious
“Why was the bodacious woman so good at public speaking?”
“Because she had the confidence to ‘seize the mike!'”
Political Punchline
A politician with Glossophobia was giving a speech when he suddenly froze. “I’m sorry,” he stammered, “I can’t go on. I’m having a mental breakdown.”
The audience applauded. “See,” said the politician, “that’s what I’m afraid of!”
Bonus Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Summary
This article is a collection of dad jokes that make fun of Glossophobia, the fear of public speaking. The jokes are funny, snarky, and cover a range of topics, from wordplay to politics. The jokes will make you groan, but they will also make you smile. Just don’t tell them in front of an audience if you have Glossophobia yourself!