Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst...
Dad Jokes: A Mindful Exploration Dad Joke about Meditation: – Why did the Buddhist get kicked out of meditation class? Because he kept getting attachments. Dad Joke about Meditation and Adulting: – What do you call a grown-up who meditates? A mindful...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the...
Dad Wars: Clone Jokes of Intergalactic Proportions Clone Wars Whimsy Why did the clone trooper cross the battlefield? To get to the other Jedi! Clone Wars and Adulting What’s the difference between a clone trooper and an adult human? One is trained for battle,...
Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Fear-some Collection! Agoraphobic Antics What do you call someone who’s afraid of open spaces? Claustrophobic in reverse! Why did the agoraphobic adult stay home? Because adulthood is too crowd-tastic! Kidney-bending Puns What do you...
Why Did the Dad Get Kicked Out of Germaphobia Support Group? For using hand sanitizer at the meeting. Bacteriophobia: Not Just for Kids What do you call an adult with a fear of bacteria? An adulting-phobe! Tonsils of Fun What do you call a tonsillectomy on October...
