Get Your Punny Puns Ready: Dad Jokes Galore! County Sheriff Puns What do you call a sheriff who’s always chasing after criminals? The county’s “purr”suer! What do you get when you cross a sheriff and a possum? A “deputy-coon”!...
Dad Jokes for the Eco-Conscious Sustainable Cuisine: The Pun-derful Flavors of Green Eating Why is sustainable cuisine so popular? Because it’s the future of our planet! What do you call an animal that eats only plant-based food? A vegetarian! Pun-derful Puns...
Dad’s Delight: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke for Fantasists Why don’t fantasists trust stairs? Because they’re always taking the elevator. Dad Joke with Animal Puns What do you call a fantasy creature with two heads and four legs? A...
Pandamonium with Dad Jokes! Religious Orders: Pun-ishment Served What do you call a monk who’s always broke? A friar-less. Why did the nun go to the zoo? To see the holy cow. Mars vs. November: Cosmic Puns What did Mars say to November 2nd? Hurry up, it’s...
Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Peacekeeper Puns * Why did Peacekeeper get arrested? For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone. What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal? A peace cow. Oily Puns * What do you call an oil gland that’s...
Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit. What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear! Puns-a-palooza Why did the Umbilicus get a job...
